Episode Guide-A Truly Fractured Fairy Tale
Plot
Claire begins receiving mystery gifts at her door. She gets more and more curious as time goes by, until she finally installs a video camera at the door. The prince Charming of her imagination turns out to be a wrong caller. In the meantime, Trevor tries to match up a girl with the love of her fantasies, straight off of a billboard. Sometimes the fantasy is better than the truth. Champ also learns a lot about the ad business. Very little goes right in this episode, but lessons are learned all the way around.
Quotes
Mike: This was...
(trying to find the words)
It was magical. It never happened like this before. Our eyes met, we knew
we were destined to be together. We lived a whole lifetime in one night.
Then the next day she called and cancelled our date to go to a wedding.
Claire:Note to self. Have Trevor speak at my "alienating your peers" seminar.
Trevor: It must be heavy.
Trevor: I need re-enforcements. This is recon into unfamiliar territory. What will
it take to get you out there with me?
Claire: He's a man in a picture, Trevor, okay. She doesn't know him. She's gonna
get hurt.
Trevor, on the phone with Claire.
Trevor: Yeah, that's me. I put the "screw" in "scrupulous".
Claire: Well, it sounds like a legitimate excuse.
Mike: Her own wedding!
Claire: What?
Trevor: Carrying that soapbox around with you.
Champ: Chloroform.
Trevor: He promised no more sticking women on slave ships and selling them in
foreign ports.
Oh, I love it when you talk like that. All breathy schoolgirl, I can practically smell the knee socks.
Music from the Episode
Barenaked Ladies - One Week
Dakota Moon - Another Day Goes By
Jennifer Paige - Crush
The American Girls - More of Me, Less of You
Danny Sembello and Mati Sharron - Fly Away
Guest Appearances
Paul Adelstein...Mike
Noelle Bou-Sliman...Tina
Daniel Bryant...Laurence
Christopher Erwin...Paper Boy (as Chris Erwin)
Oksana Fedunyszyn...Brianna
Kate Hodge
David Johansen
Nambi E. Kelley...Joy
Robert Mailhouse
Jeff Parise...Nick
Transcript
The episode was transcribed by the owner of Spread The Love and can be found here
