Cupid Quotes

There are a lot of great quotes from the dialogue in Cupid. Here are a few of my favorites. Please feel free to submit your favorites using the e-mail link on the main page.

"You ever watch FAME? You know what I have in common with Bruno, Leroy, and Coco? I'm gonna live forever. What about you? You gonna live forever? See, it would saturate my pleasure gland to rip your skin off and make ponchos for the kids. So keep your paws off my shrink here, 'cause I'm a frustrated taxidermist and I'd love to go deep on ya.We on the same team butterbean?"
- Trevor Pilot

"Make a move.Get in the game.What,you gonna get hurt?Have a beautiful trainwreck"
- Trevor Pilot

"Let`s rewind to last night"(makes rewind nose and mimics Claire`s voice)"'I think we should do it'.Or were you just coming on to me?"
- Trevor First Loves

"Alex I`d like you to meet Claire. She owns a lot of really nice shoes"
- Trevor Meat Market

"I`m sorry,can I see your invitation to this conversation?"
- Trevor Heart Of The Matter

"All I ask is you name your first born Trevor....or Trevora"
- Trevor Heart Of The Matter

"I`m sorry did I just hear you advocate passion overriding analytical resolve? Scully are you suddenly believing in aliens?"
- Trevor The End Of Eros

"I don`t have time to convince people I`m not who I`m not.I have a hard enough time convincing you I am who I am"
- Trevor A Grand Delusion

"You know,there`s only that fine line between encouragement and legal action"
- Champ The End Of Eros

"What are you guys,some cuckoo dynamic duo?Cupid and Don Quixote team up to fight crime?"
- Champ A Grand Delusion

Claire: "So... how are you doing? Any romantic prospects out on the lunatic fringe?"
Trevor: "Are you allowed to talk to me that way?"
Claire: "Yes."
Trevor: "No."
Claire: "'No', no I'm not? Or 'no' no romantic prospects?"
Trevor: "Yes."
Claire: "I'm not playing this game."
Trevor: "Not very well at least."
Claire: You know what? You're the semantics grand champion. You win."
-The Linguist

Claire:"A number of people have benefited from my advice, you know."
Trevor:"A number of people eat other people,it doesn't mean it's right for everyone."
- Heaven, He`s In Heaven

Trevor:"You busy?"
Claire:"No,no,I was just sitting here doing nothing,hoping someone would burst through my door without knocking."
Trevor:"Some people are actually happy to see me when I come by."
Claire:"Really,really? Are they allowed to vote and drive cars and everything?"
- Heart Of The Matter

Claire:"How do we get Gabe to realize he`d be happier with Cynthia than without?"
Trevor:"Hit him on the head with a rock."
Claire:"Something non-lethal preferably."
Trevor:"Hit him on the head with a rock lightly."
- The End Of Eros

Claire:"I got it!"
Trevor:"No you don`t."
Claire:"I might."
Trevor:"You might but you don`t."
- The End Of Eros

Trevor:"Sex on the beach."
Claire:"Not tonight,thanks."
Trevor:"I`m back to quizzing you again on exotic cocktails."
- A Grand Delusion

Claire: Name?
Trevor: Cupid.
Claire: [sighs] I've got all night.
Trevor: Tremendous it appears I'm free too, maybe we should hang the do-not-disturb sign.
Claire: I'll ask you to refrain from that sort of innuendo.
Trevor: You will? When?
Claire: Now.
Trevor: Okay!
Claire: [pointing to self] Doctor. [pointing to Trevor] Patient. Are we clear?
Trevor: Yes indeed, it's one of my favorite games ever.... I've got a hernia!
- Pilot

Claire: Olympus, tell me about it…
Trevor: Nonstop clothing-optional party, everyone's beautiful, drinking wine, chasing nymphs… an AMAZING place, you have NO idea.
Claire: I saw "Boogie Nights," okay?
- Pilot

Trevor: [talking on phone] Look, lady… there's no "Albert" here. Mmm Hmm, that IS the right number. Look… uh, who am I? I'm the god of love, why? You want me to hook you up? Huh? Aren't YOU the tiger! I tell you what passion kettle… Look, for the last time, we are fresh out of "Alberts."
Champ: Trevor, NO! Give me the phone!
Trevor: Well, you know what, there IS an Albert here but he fell off his roof… we're just squatting in his apartment until the ganja runs out.
Champ: GIVE ME THE PHONE! [grabs it] Momma?
Trevor: Oh no… I thought your name was Champ?
Champ: STAGE name!
Trevor: You CHOSE that name?
Champ: Look… stage names… if you can't think of one, they say you should take the name of your first pet.
Trevor: Wow. There's nothing wrong with Albert.
Champ: Well, you obviously didn't grow up black and overweight in America then.
Trevor: You donut know that. [as "Fat Albert"] Hey, hey, hey!
- The Linguist

Trevor: Hey. What?
Champ: You mind deciphering this for me?
Trevor: That is a note about your audition for Sunset & Vaughn. 2:00, how'd it go?
Champ: Well I had a little problem, see.
Trevor: You did? What happened?
Champ: I got the time wrong.
Trevor: Why is that?
Champ: To us MORTALS, this looks like an 11! [Trevor uses Roman numerals!]
Trevor: Yeah?
Champ: You know, I hope you don't take this in the wrong way... because I have nothing but love for the mentally ill... I wouldn't give a damn if you thought you were the Ayatollah Kohmeni if you picked up after yourself, paid your rent on time, and got me my messages! But no, that's not the case... and this was strike three. So as soon as you can find you another place, you're out.
Trevor: The Ayatollah would suck as a roommate. Just so you know.
- The Linguist

Trevor: I believe in truth in advertising.
Claire: No, you don't.
Trevor: You're right, I don't, let me tell you why…
Claire: I'm am not interested.
Trevor: But you're well proportioned, that counts for something.
Claire: InterestED, not interestING.
Trevor: And you smell good
- The Linguist

Thanks to Kiran Wagle for sending in...
"Ohhh, where's an open manhole cover when you need one...."
"Fifteen years of training has prepared me to help these people..."
"And being the Roman god of love for 3000 years has prepared me for what? ...desk job at Hallmark?"

Thanks to Jill's Quote Page and Cupidians of the World Unite for many of the quotes found here.