Episode Guide-Meat Market


      Original Air date: October 31 1998

      Plot

      Halloween Night. Trevor thinks that booze and bars are the perfect night to hook up couples. He manages to talk several of the guys from the singles group into asking women to dance, by offering a prize to the man who gets the most rejections. The guys are pleasantly surprised when their guarenteed to fail pick up lines get good results. Trevor also introduces Alex to Claire and a romance sparks. Also in the episode, Trevor helps Jill, a young runaway, to get romance off of her mind and to go home.

      Quotes

      Trevor: Alex I`d like you to meet Claire. She owns a lot of really nice shoes.

      Jill: Trick or Treat.
      Trevor: Halloween's tomorrow.
      Jill: I'm beating the rush.

      Trevor: What are you supposed to be?
      Jill: I'm shooting for unimpressed stranger.

      Claire: Do I have to remind you punctuality is required.
      Trevor: No, but I so love your voice, let's hear it anyway.

      Trevor: I am Cupid, all right? Where ever there's men, women and alcohol that's where I will be found.

      Trevor: Yes you can. All right! Gentlemen, I want you to get out there and party like it's 1999.
      Mike: Party like it's two months from now??

      Champ: I am the chocolate lover from planet Funktron. You will be my mistress of dance.

      Trevor: You won't find your dream man until guys start wearing their resumes on their chests.
      Claire: Oh, that's not a bad idea, women have been doing it for centuries.
      Trevor looks at her chest
      Claire: That's figurative.

      Music from the Episode

      Ace of Base - Cruel Summer
      Karen Ramirez - Looking for Love
      Tom Jones - What's New Pussycat?
      Cole - Am I Sexy?
      Gus - Only Love (recorded specially for CUPID)
      Pop Rox - Hard House and Hi Nrg (dance mixes)

      Guest Appearances


      Paul Adelstein .... Mike
      Kirk Anderson .... Pimp
      Noelle Bou-Sliman .... Tina
      Daniel Bryant .... Laurence
      Anna Chlumsky .... Jill
      Liza Cruzat .... Naomi
      Joe Flanigan .... Alex
      Michael Guido .... Congressman
      Jennifer McComb
      Jeff Parise .... Nick
      Lusia Strus .... Stinky Woman
      Margaret Travolta .... Congressman's Wife
      Kate Walsh

      A transcript (not mine!) can be found at Spread the Love.