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Plot
Dr. Claire Allen, psychiatrist, author and newspaper columnist gets called into a mental institution to examine a new patient, a homeless man without an identity who believes himself to be Cupid, the Roman God of love. After several weeks of therapy, he identifies himself as Trevor Hale. Considering this a break through, the hospital releases him on the condition that Claire moniters his progress. Trevor then begins his quest to make it back to Mount Olympus by matching 100 couple without the use of love arrows. He begins by making someones fantasy of "The Way We Were" come true...
Quotes
Trevor:You ever watch FAME? You know what I have in common with Bruno, Leroy,
and Coco? I'm gonna live forever. What about you? You gonna live forever?
See, it would saturate my pleasure gland to rip your skin off and make ponchos
for the kids. So keep your paws off my shrink here, 'cause I'm a frustrated
taxidermist and I'd love to go deep on ya. We on the same team butterbean?
Claire: Name?
Claire: Olympus, tell me about it… Trevor talking to the orderly at the psychiatric hospital
Trevor:Being the Roman god of love for three thousand years has prepared me for
what? Desk job at Hallmark?
Trevor, to Claire: Oh, can you get this for me, (referring to his pretzel) I only have a
hundred. Thank you.
Trevor, to Claire: Kudos to who ever got you to dress like a woman tonight. Must be someone
here you hope to impress.
Trevor: No offense, but this place sucks.
Champ: How long are you gonna be here, uh, on Earth?
A minute later...
Claire:Fame?
Trevor:Mm-hmm.
Claire:You get cable on Mt. Olympus?
Trevor:Omniscience, baby. Look it up.
Trevor: Cupid.
Claire: [sighs] I've got all night.
Trevor: Tremendous it appears I'm free too, maybe we should hang the
do-not-disturb sign.
Claire: I'll ask you to refrain from that sort of innuendo.
Trevor: You will? When?
Claire: Now.
Trevor: Okay!
Claire: [pointing to self] Doctor. [pointing to Trevor] Patient. Are we clear?
Trevor: Yes indeed, it's one of my favorite games ever.... I've got a hernia!
Trevor: Nonstop clothing-optional party, everyone's beautiful, drinking wine,
chasing nymphs… an AMAZING place, you have NO idea.
Claire: I saw "Boogie Nights," okay?
Before we begin today, a word about the accommodations. I couldn't find the
concierge, so you're the lucky one. Jot this down. Why am I asking you
this? That's all you do! You jot. Number 1 - new tailor...(points to his
clothing) I'm Papillon. Number 2 - new chef. Number 3 - new clientele.
There is a gentleman out there who is hiding ping pong balls in a place
where..... let's just say that I won't be signing up for the tournament.
Champ: Well, Chicago will frappe your ass.
Trevor: I meant Earth.
Trevor: I don't know. It's hard to say.
Champ: I think I better get that first week in advance.
Music from the Episode
U2 - Love Rescue Me
Songs sung by bar patrons during the "open mike" session:
Rickie Lee Jones - Rebel Rebel
Sister Hazel - All For You
Ben Webster - Someone to Watch Over Me
Louis Jordan - Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby
Love Gets Sweeter Every Day
Love is a Battlefield
Hold On I'm Coming
Since I Fell For You
The Way We Were
Guest Appearances
Doug Abrahams ....Phil
Paul Adelstein ....Mike
Benz Antoinee....Psychiatrist
Connie Britton....Madeleine
Tim Dixon....Doctor #2
Ellie Harvie
Marcus Hondro....Curtis The Janitor
Cameron Kirkwood....Horn Dog
Tony Nappo...Hector
George Newbern... Dave
Ty Olson....Jerk
Laura Pallas
Jeff Parise....Nick
Lara Phillips ....Laurie
Charles Siegel....Dr. Greely
Sarah Strange....Pierced Nose
Haig Sutherland....Timothy
Ken Tremblett....Charlie Ramsey
Christine Willes....Doctor #1
Transcript
The episode was transcribed by the owner of Spread The Love
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